jokes for the kids that makes them laugh and laugh - makes them happy

Collection of funny jokes for the kids, adults. - make laugh time with funny jokes for your kids to make them happy and have a laughter day 

* A lady used my Hotspot in Arabu Emirates Air Line. From London.

She got to UK and called me to put on my Hotspot for her to connect....

True Life story

* son: daddy hope no problem sir?

Daddy: Yes, "hunny am ok smiles"

Son: But you don't look ok daddy...!

Daddy: Sweetheart i have to tell you a secret...

Son:  "secret" What secret daddy...........?

Daddy: I left 50 million for you at........ at........ at......... at....... And he dead 

 * I used to think the brain was the most important organ.

 Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

*  Boss: How old is your father?

Chika: He is 6 years.

Boss: What? How is this possible?

Chika: He became father only when I was born.

Children Are always Quick and Speak Their Minds

* TEACHER:  chika, go and find for me North America on the map

Chika: Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America...........?

CLASS: chika

(Uhmmmmmmm good smart class......) 

* Daddy: chika, why are you doing your mathematics home work on the floor?

Chika:  my teacher say will shouldn't use the tables.
(uhmmmmmmm smart boy...........) 

* Teacher:  chika, what is the chemical formula for water?

Chika: "H I J K L M N O"

TEACHER:  wahooo cool, where do you get that.........?

Chika: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   

* Brother: Chika, name one important thing in Nigerian, that we have today that we didn't have ten years ago........... ?

Chika:  Me of course................ !

(yeee can't laugh, "A1 for chika") 

* There were a couple and pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, on board.

He was coming into muritalla airport through thick fog with less than 20m visibility when his instruments went out.

Then he began circling around looking for landmark, After so many time of looking for landmark to land, he starts running out of fuel and the passengers are getting very worried.

At least, the pilot saw a small opening, appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, guy I need your help. Looking at him self and say my help, how?.

The pilot reply, please where am I? 

Smart chika replies "You're in a plane.........

* Father; What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Chika; Tooth-hurtie.

* Chika started is first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that chika was a great gambler.  She say no problem and she has seen worse than that.

After chika's day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $400 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."

"yee!!" said the father.
"What's wrong?", the teacher asked.

Chika's father said, "This morning I gave him $500 to give you

Uhmm one word for chika...

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* chika in the field with his father's cows counted 199 of them,

 but when he rounded them up he had 200.

* A man and his wife goes to a bar. They find  picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies,"I was thinking where I meet this woman" 

*chika told me that If i want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.