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* In God I trust!  In God I trust! In God I trust! In God I trust!...........

If I tell you that wonder shall never end, you won't believe, ask me what?

Hope Igbo man is not reading this, cos I dnt wanna drop off in there hand.

This makes me remember one Igbo man, call Mr chika. Make everyone laugh till we forget our names....

Say...... In there church, they have categories of peoples and services offered,

Monday : is billionair service only

Tuesday : millionaire service only

Wednesday : thousandsnia and hundredsnia service only

Thursday : business men and women service only

Friday : yahoo yahoo, 419, thief, and yahoo + service only

Saturday : Jobless and poor men and women service only

Sunday : na general public service

For each service is five hours per day

This pastor is a billionair, he has TWO MANSIONS at BANANA ESTATES, TWO HEMESSEY VENON GT, TWO BUGATTI VEYRON SUPER SPORT, THREE FERRARI LAFEERRAR, AND KOENIGOGG CCR. with A lot of HECTER OF LANDS at Abuja

One Sunday morning he say, today God tell's me that he needs 5pix of land beside the Federal road, with 5billonaira. Any one to do it for God, uhmmmmmmm, ten of the members put up there hand proming to do it.

I will not be around for some reason from Monday I was sent out of the country for God mission.

Not knowing that his going for enjoyment trip in UK, from UK to Manchester, Manchester to England, England to Europe, Europe to Canada, Canada to Australia, Australia to London and from London to Nigerian...
Spend 8 mouth for enjoyment hoping to meet billions of dollars and nairas when he comes back. But failed............

The church board of trust, I think say no be mumu they don build two houses each, two cars. With one one house according to the book of PROVERBS chapter 18 vs 22. And church account don joro,

So the next service, the pastor say, "My daerah people am not so disappointed but totally disappointed" can somebody shout haleluya

Amen!!!

"Am disappointed in you all but disappointed mostly on the board of trusti"
Say Amen

"Haleluya"

"Who are supposed to hold the pilas of the church so it can't fall " somebody shout Haleluya

Amen!!!

" The board of trusti are no where to be funded"  can somebody shout Amen

Haleluya

1 John chapter 5 vs 17 says "All unrighteousness Is a sin : and there is a sin not unto death" shout a loud Amen

Haleluya

"As the Lord God has make the law in the book of EXODUS shirimaamaaa sharimaamamam " amen

Haleluya

"Before I left for you things are not like this, left for things going well and smoothly. Everything was going on smoothly systematically and progressively" shout Haleluya somebody

Amen

"I come and you find yourself men and women doggie in the building sisters in adulterers and fornication " somebody shout Haleluya

Amen

And the Bible as says sin no more if sin you go to hell and are you telling me you don't know the meaning of hell and as it is in the book of Romans chapter 1 vs 32. " who knowing the judgment of God that they which commit such things are worthy of death not only do the same, but have pleasure in then that do them" oh serimamamabow shout Haleluya somebody

Amen!!!.....

You have being hearing talking about the hell and the heaven, if you now love to go to hell please on your feet before 5 minutes let me see.

Nobody do after five minutes na in one Igbo man come stand up.

The shouted at him yeee Mr chika you want to go to hell?

Chika : No pastor. As you say anybody who want to go to hell should stand up and nobody stand till 5 minutes pass na only you still dey stand na in I say make I join you to hell so that he no go be only you sir

{please and if you really enjoy this please one word for chika}

* A couple walk home after there court marriage. On getting home the wife was so tired, she say honey when are we going home now, I need some rest.

Chika : sweetheart we are home already now you may have your rest.

Wife : shouted "what", which home "please stop the joke"

Chika : not joking now "we are home let me go and get something to eat"

Wife : oh my goodness all this day we have being dating each other which house have you been talking me to?

Chika : my boss house "where I work as there gate man"

Wife : "yeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeee", so you been lieing to me all this days?

Chika : No oh have never lie to you my sweetheart any time you ask me that, "After me what do you have". My answer is________?

Wife : You say. You have "only me" 

* Chika was newly applied for a new job in a office, to work with them as a saver in the office, he was asked to come and star work with them the next day.

Chika got to work the next day and find out that some of the workers are those he finished with in university's, but no option then to do.

Leat in the day one of the guy called him to submit files in the boss's office,

Hey please chika why coming back bring me the file you submit in the morning.

Chika voice out and say, "you guys should stop all this". It's you all graduate with just one degree. By the time I will finish my degree I will round it up to 360degree

 

* Have always been a miracles man, Say's chika. Talking to his friends.

When I came back from London something great happened, one woman at my area give birth to triple.

But what worry me most is when I get to the hospital i find out that two of them have stopped crying and the last one was still crying.. After about 8 hours the doctors said it's something else happening.

Maybe we should call the posters for prayer. After praying, peting, and all, the baby didn't stop, and the posters left.

The mummy call an alfa, but all this same.

Then chika say I have another option let call the "priest" for help and they alow him when the priest got there he said oh no, no solution for this.
His is going to cry till he die.

The mother shout why?.

The priest reply do you all remember John?  And do you remember how he killed himself with the Igbo made fan, Just because of poverty in Nigerian.

"Yeah Yeah Yeah"  I do, said chika.

Now Baba God has sent him back angin, all is thinking was that his is in London, but waking up to here, yaba yaba!!  Ojota!!  Ojota!!!, opening his eyes the 1st thing he saw was the Igbo fan he hag himself on.......