Application form for intending groom for my daughter

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR My DAUGHTER.

I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.

1. Do you go to Mosque or Church? {Yes/No}

2. Do you have a degree or diploma? {Yes/No}

3. Are you still a virgin? {Yes/No}

4. Are you working? {Yes/No}

5. Do you have savings, within a month between five
hundred thousand and a million? {Yes/No}

6.Do you have a credible car? {Yes/No}

7. Do you have house? {Yes/No}

If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not
continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look
back. If all your answers are YES,
Then continue...

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of
cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, My father need 500,000", what would be your answer ?
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4. List any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
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6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No. If No explain why?
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7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long?_______________.

8. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock.
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9. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (200 words)
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10. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
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11. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?
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Now, Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol or smoke? {Yes/No}

2. Are you short- tempered? {Yes/No}

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When should I come to interview your dad and mum?
______________________________

2. When can I interview your mosque or church  leaders?
_________________________

3. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged
"only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details
in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email ____________________
Phone ______________
Home  _________
Facebook  _____________________

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