A woman went to the police station to report her husband is missing. The police ask for the description. Then she tells them he's 5 foot same
inches tall, with black wavy hair. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 6 tall, and has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the women why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!" but he's with my credit card!!!!!! 
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