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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

The Ant

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Answer; Antteneye.

What do you call an ant from United Kingdom?

Answer; Impartant

Where do ants go for their honeymoon?

Answer; Frants

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

Answer; An independant

What do you call an ant in space?

Answer; Cosmonants & Astronants

What do you call an ant who always run away from school?

Answer; A truant

What is even bigger than antelope?

Answer; An elephant

What do you call a smartest ant?

Answer; Elegant

Where do ants go to eat breakfast?

Answer; At a restaurant

What kind of ant is good at mathematics?

Answer; An accountant

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Answer; Antibiotics

What kind of ants are very learned?

Answer; Pedants

What do you call an ant who can't play the drum set?

Answer; Discordant

What do you call an 150 year old ant?

Answer; An antique

What do you call your ant who lives with your great uncle?

Answer; Your great-ant

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