When two heads are not better than one

People always say that two heads are better than one.

But now am putting to you. With Prof that two head are not in this condition

When you change 1 dollar at 300naria and you got to your village this new year

When you change 1 dollar at 300naria and you got to your village this new year

Hilarious, funny funny funny pictures of the day, keep on laughing

Hilarious, funny funny funny pictures of the day, keep on laughing

Funny funny, hilarious short jokes of the day funny funny

Since i post this joke, i can't stop to laugh...
It's the most funny funny funny jokes have ever READ in my life so hilarious, funny funny funny, and more than funny funny funny joke

Are Africans this bad?

ANGEL: Father! We are tired of these Africans in heaven

God: wat hv they done again this time?

ANGEL: Evrything! They don't listen to instructions, they don't obey there header, they don't obey traffic rules, they don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient about everything; in fact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.

GOD: Then we better send them to hell. (call the devil). Hellooo luci..... (Satan picks)

SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later; there's an issue I'm trying to resolve.

(10minutes later)

GOD: Hellooo Lucifer!

SATAN: Your Lordship, pls i'll call you back. The issue has turned into a serious crisis oooo!

(an hour later)

SATAN: Hello your lordship

God: What is going on over there?

SATAN: It's those Africans i have with me in hell ooo (he stammers); they...., theyyy..., they have quenched the fire in hell and..and...and even installed air conditioner

Have always been a miracles man

Have always been a miracles man, Say's chika. Talking to his friends.

When I came back from London something great happened, one woman at my area give birth to triple.

But what worry me

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TOP 5O FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY MOST THINGS THAT PEOPLE SEARCH ON GOOGLE. THIS YEAR

TOP 5O FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY MOST THINGS THAT PEOPLE SEARCH ON GOOGLE. THIS YEAR

So many people don't know how to you Google search, they come in and just search for problem, but it is so funny

SEE WHAT A WOMAN DID TO HER HUSBAND PLASMA TV AFTER MANCHESTER UNITED LOST THEIR MATCH

SEE WHAT A WOMAN DID TO HER HUSBAND PLASMA TV AFTER
MANCHESTER UNITED LOST THEIR MATCH

A fan smashed his TV after Manchester
United lost to a newly promoted team
Bournemouth fc

if you are the husband what will you do?

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Collection of funny jokes for the kids, adults. - make laugh time with funny jokes for your kids to make them happy and have a laughter day 

Chika - John in the supermarket

 

Chika , John want to a supermarket to feel big of there self, without no money on them.
In the supermarket now........ 

The Ant

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Answer; Antteneye.

What do you call an ant from United Kingdom?

Answer; Impartant

Where do ants go for their honeymoon?

Answer; Frants

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

Answer; An independant

What do you call an ant in space?

Answer; Cosmonants & Astronants

What do you call an ant who always run away from school?

Answer; A truant

What is even bigger than antelope?

Answer; An elephant

What do you call a smartest ant?

Answer; Elegant

Where do ants go to eat breakfast?

Answer; At a restaurant

What kind of ant is good at mathematics?

Answer; An accountant

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Answer; Antibiotics

What kind of ants are very learned?

Answer; Pedants

What do you call an ant who can't play the drum set?

Answer; Discordant

What do you call an 150 year old ant?

Answer; An antique

What do you call your ant who lives with your great uncle?

Answer; Your great-ant

Funny funny joke of the day

As you are about to read this funny funny funny jokes for the kids and adults  , please be aware that it Is afunny funny funny  joke but, not joke, "uhmm, what do I mean by that. Is until you read this before you get me"

What will profit a guy that buy iPhone 7 for 200k. But don’t have charger.

What will profit a guy that has iPhone 6, Samsung Galaxy x4, Blackberry play book, and a new Bugatti. And still have deputy to pay landlord.

What will profit a man that has 4 wife's, and still pay olosho to have a good time.

what will profit a man that has a
blackberry phone but no suscription.

( haaha.....  You are still following me, am just trying to drop jokes for the day. Ok take more)

what will profit a man that has an
android that the screen has broken

what will profit a man that has a
Chain phone that there is no music.

what will profit a guy that has a nokia S40 or S60 without free data bundle.

what will profit a guy that has a
Blackberry play book, that has a
broken screen.

what will profit a guy that has a
Twitter account but no followers.

what will profit a guy that has blog or WordPress, with more than 20,000 page views but no adsense.

what profit a guy that has a car, but has no wheels. How will it move.

He had failed jamb ten good times

Chika had failed JAMB 10 Different times. 1 day, he travelled to visit his friend in UNILAG. On getting their, he fell sick and was admitted to a hospital there. he later called her mum and said...

Chika: Hello ma.

Mom: The place is silent, where are you?
 
Chika: I'm in UNILAG.

Mom: Wooow finally, thank God hoo.......

Chika: I was admitted.

Mom: That is great o. God has disgraced the witches and wizard in your father's family that don't want you to go to school. laughing and dancing.

Chika: Mama is Malaria oh
Mom: Malaria is a good course oh my son, please  take it serious oh.

Chika: I would be discharged by 2pm tomorrow.

Mom: God forbid my son!!!. You will complete your five years over there in the name God.

Chika: God please ill me from this Illiteracy!!!

Mom: Amen..... cos I heard that does lecturer is very wicked.

{ jokes for the kids and adults and the day will always make sure you laugh and laugh till you forget your name }

BREAKING NEWS

Breaking news ::

I was chatting on Facebook now, then I reload my page and see friends request, "from who?"
" My dog."

Three friends

There were three friends,they were sent to to a conference meet from there company out of the country, after the meeting, they take them to the city hotel bar,

At the bar..........

The first man was called, "Congratulations you're the father of two beautiful twins!"

Amazed, the man says, "Great! I am the General Manager for the Minnesota Twins. LTD"

The second man was called, "Congratulations you're the father of three beautiful triplets!"

Amazed, he says, "That's cool, I worked for" THE NIGERIA THREE CROW MILK COMPANY"

All of a sudden, the third father opens his phone, bring out the SIM CARD, and break it...........

The bar man asks, "Why?"

One of them replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

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chika the smartest boy

Chika is back again............

Chika, who is noted for his gracious manners, was waked up, one morning at three AM by his ringing phone...

Chika: hello, who is this.

John: Your dog's barking, has kept me awake,

Chika: thank you "in a Polite manner"

The next morning at 2:30 AM, Chika called him back...

"Good morning, Mr John..... Just called to say that I don't have a dog." bye.

Animals protesting part two

Happy lovely day.

Have you just read the post  { Animals have been protesting against how human use them } that is part one of four. Now let keep flowing in to part two, enjoy it.

Cows are now saying "no no no we will go"!!!!  Human being are not good to us, one of them come out and say,  'as a matter of fact we will go back to the forest and live a new life' human being we use us on there farm use us to carry their farm products, give us grass to eat after all they will still take our milk to give to their babies, kill us, sell us, eat us,

Chicken also comes out, saying the same also "we will go!!!!!! " human being are using us to make money, when we lay egg, they took it and sell and after some time we are being killed for me@t

Animals protesting part one

I couldn't believe it on till I got to see it with my eyes, what. You ask me what, hold on and keep on following me to know what.

Animals protesting. "On wha"?. You still ask on what, why can't you hold on and keep on following me...

Animals protesting, that they are no longer living with human being again just because of the following...... 

The Dod says on behalf of my others we are going to the bush to start a new life with other animals cos human being are not doing good with us, when they eat meat, They will bring us the bones, "why?" only bone, they will sleep indoors and keep us outdoor to protect them without a good food. When thieves comes we will protect them and they will say "good bobi" "why?". And they will take there children to Mr Big for celebration. Who save them who are they celebrate with. WE MUST GO!!!!!!

Donkey on behalf of other, we are no longer living with human being, we must go we must go we m....u.....s.....t goooo..... They take us to farm, use us to clean up there farm land, use us for ploughing, and still use us to pull a wheeled vehicle to carry there farm products to market after making there Money they buy food, clothing, and other and we still carry it home with them after all this they still give us green and dry grasses to eat.... Why. We must go.

See more of the other animals protest, and what they are protesting on... WATCH OUT FOR PART 2, . On jokes for the days

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Here now will drop you all about ONE DAY.

ONE DAY.... .. ... ... ... ....

One day, ho I surely know that Messi will come back and play with, Kano pillars FC

One day, I......I....I.... Surely know that lady Gaga will part all her properties to Nigerians and live a happy life.

One day, am surely know that Obama will become Lagos state governor.

One day, surely know that olive queen in Arrow movies will come to Nigerians and join NOLLYWOOD to act Igbo films,

One day, surely know that OZIL will become Ghanaian president, and as well USA president,

One day Wenger,  will become Enyinba FC, coach and as well FIFA president.

One day. Arsenal will be the world best terms, by winning champions League 100x.

One day, Rosicky will play for Nigerians under 17,and won champions League,

One day, Chelsea will be the poorest terms in the world, that Enyinba will pay their salary.

One day, Van Persian will stop football game and start working in oil and gas company as  their gate keeper,

One day, Ronaldo will stop football, come to Nigerian to farm................... �� �� ��

OMG...... �� WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING SEEN NO OOOO.....  AM JUST TRYING TO GET YOU JOKES FOR THE DAY

{ jokes for the day } Power loaded car

A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city's, Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station

The missing husband

A woman went to the police station to report her husband is missing. The police ask for the description. Then she tells them he's 5 foot same

Chika and her grandmother

Chika take her grandmother  to see there family doctor, on getting to the office. She finds a new doctor there and she said that she had come for the result of the test she has done, but after about 4 minutes in the office, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she said. Have come for the test results. The doctor as her to sit down and relax in another room. Then the old doctor marched back to the new doctor, "What's the matter with you? Mr lakan, why do you openly tell her the results in that way, she is 82 years old, and she has six grown children and four grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The Igbo blood

When will Nigeria stop all this now for goodness sak. Making senses out of no sense. Making bad out of good, thing bad in a good mood.

One day chika was setting up for school and his father called him and tell him to go and polish his shoes, see what chika did...

Chika the smartest boy

One day chika was coming back home from school with a note posted on his four hard. On the note says: Dear parent, apparently chika has been having problems In telling the difference between THREE and TREE, Please sit down with him and explain to him.

Chika the smartest boy part 2

{ jokes for the day } 

chika and his father in new school, and chika was to answer some questions before going to the class of is choose.

Teacher asks, chika "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Chika, after a moment, "legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The father' eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, chika replied," Pockets".

The father breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, " Put chika in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions".

Chika the smartest boy part 1

{ Jokes for the day }

A  teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "chika what is your problem?" chika answered, "I'm too smarter than this primary two. My sister is in primary three and I'm smarter than she is !!I think I should be in the primary four !" The teacher had had enough. She took chika to the hard master's office. Chika waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the hard master what has happened in the class... The hard master told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he his going back to primary one.
The teacher call on chika and told him every thing and he agreed. Chika now in the hard masters office.

Questions goes like....

Hard master : " What is 3x4?"

Chika : "34"

Hard master : "2 x 6 ?"

Chika : "26"

The hard master ask the teacher to take chika to....................

{ jokes for the kids } STUPID QUESTION IGBO MAN ALWAYS ASK

 question Igbo man always ask and they will continue to ask

When you are on school uniform and school bag with you and on your way to school, your father friends see you and ask "are you going to school?" answer no an on my way to market,

When you are coming out from toilet and your landlord see you and ask "papa chinadu you go toilet?" answer no I go your wife shops.

You are eating with your family and your landlord come in and ask "oga Joe you dey eat?" best answer to that is no ho I dey read news paper.

When you are playing olamide music video and mezy comes in and ask "na badoo be that?" answer no ho na papa chika.

You are on Okada and checking point dey your front and another Okada man asked "bross na police be that?" answer no na armed Robbery 

When you are coming from work and your friends see you and ask "guy you go work?" answer no I go your family house.

My phone

My phone Fell Down Just Now! So am Checking 2 See If those People 0n My Contact list Are Not Injured.......Are You 0k?.......Plz Reply Coz am worried

The Nigerian women

A couple was invited to a  party. The wife had a very terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some paracetamol and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. And the took his costume and live. The wife, after sleeping soundly for some time, wake up without pain anymore, and decided to go and met her husband when there is till time, In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. When the DJ call for dance, the wife wait a little to what and will her husband dance with. Then one olosho dance closer to the husband to make love with him, and the wife still keep on looking when they are about to kiss each other she says in loudly voice chika if you try it you don die

Application form for intending groom for my daughter

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR My DAUGHTER.

I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.

jokes for the kids and adults

1.  A man is walking down the street, when he notices that his grandfather is sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" the man exclaims. The old man looks off in the distance and does not answer his grandson. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asks again. The old man slyly looks at him and says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma s idea!"

2.  On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents  house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn t come along, he d still be alive today

3 .  Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What s your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He asks the second girl, "What s your name?" She responds with, "Yo Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture and lets her go. He talks to the guy and says, "Let me guess, your name is Yo Yo Yo." The guy replies with, "No, it s Bubbles."

4.  I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I m not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Meaning of life and death

 

The state that follows birth, and precedes death; the state of being alive and living.

The cessation of life and all associated processes; the end of an organism's existence as an entity independent

The Value of human life

 

The value of life is not in its duration, but in its
donation. You are not important because of how long

How will it be when you find 10,000$ under your pillow

 

How will it be when you wake up in the mid night and find 10,000$ under your pillow and you are about picking it up and you had a voice says Stop.......

And you wait for a moment and you don't see any body

Easy way to overcome your undesirable Thinking

Thinking Negative will only cause all sorts of problems in
One's life, without you realising the cause. We anticipated these
Strangled that cause apprehension, depression and other attitudes
that all hold us back to be normal. This is not

6 easy ways to call traffic to your site

How To make people all over the world visit your site time to time

Let go on........

1. As a matter of fact. Before I started, you must firstly signed up for...........

1. Submit your site to Google